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And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.

Everyone was going crazy, like they__ just witnessed the birth of Jesus and the invention of electricity at the same time. Jude was a rock star, their savior, and they were paying him homage.

you don't know until you know!

There lived a redheaded man who had no eyes or ears. He didn__ have hair either, so he was called a redhead arbitrarily. He couldn__ talk because he had no mouth. He had no nose either. He didn__ even have arms or legs. He had no stomach, he had no back, he had no spine, and he had no innards at all. He didn__ have anything. So we don__ even know who we__e talking about. It__ better that we don__ talk about him any more.

An oldtimer is a person who's had many interesting experiences, some of them true.

What's the point of using words nobody knows or can say comfortably?

His attention caught, her companion raised his eyes from the book which lay open beside him on the table and directed them upon her in a look of aloof enquiry. 'What's that? Did you say something to me, Venetia?''Yes, love,' responded his sister cheerfully, 'but it wasn't of the least consequence, and in any event I answered for you. You would be astonished, I daresay, if you knew what interesting conversations I enjoy with myself.

Certainly no one has ever died of an unrequited passion__t's usually the ones that are requited that get people in trouble.

I am (thank God!) constitutionally superior to reason.

I took your name when I took those vowsI meant 'em back then and I mean 'em right now.

I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.

Why, you boggle-eyed, flap-tongued, drag-bellied offspring of unmentionable algae! You seething little leprous blotch of bat-nibbled fungus! You cringing parasite on the underside of a dwarfish and ignoble worm!

yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares...

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be hired, that I couldn't even find work as an elf. That's when you know you're a failure.

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls...

Talk about insanity. Being attracted to deVries was like a month saying, "Hey, let's go check out that awesome bonfire".

I'm used to desperate, buddy. Desperate's my factory default. But thanks anyway.

I love fortune readings! because when I get in troubles, if the reading says that I am in a lucky day, I can think my troubles are just some kind of mistakes, and if the reading says that I am in the unlucky day, I can think that my troubles are just because of my bad luck. Either ways, I can know the reason of my troubles.