- You gave me a dead frog for my birthday!- To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found it thoughtful.
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I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap__ Crunch and I__ have to take a nap.
I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
If you're too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and every day!