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Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!_.He grabs my hips andpumps his toward mine.__h,Dante! You__e so hot when you seal souls.__ shove my idiot-of-a-best-friend off me and laugh.__hat the hell was that?_ I ask.__y new move.

Hadn__ retired reporter Stan warned him of how protective Cosimo was of his granddaughters? What if the Carusos had discovered his identity and wanted to rub him out as they__ rubbed out his father?Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now andat the hour of our death.

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow.

The fantasy of life;When I was a child, I said __ can__ wait to grow up_.When I was adult, I said __ miss childhood adventures_.

She was going to go to her room,munch on chocolate,then collapse into bed.And if her upstairs neighbors decided to talk about who the daddy was or cry again about how much David was loved,she'd go up there and give them somthing to really bloody cry about.

A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise

I am a great woman.

They can__ denied who I am.

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.

Seeing his daughter slowly die, coupled with his infinite sadness and misery, the clockmaker becomes a recluse to the tower of the castle and begins to build something behind closed doors, not even his daughter knows what he__ up to. For five years, she only sees him briefly at meal-times before locking himself up in the tower once again...""...Did he have a bathroom in the tower?""Yes, Jack. A big one! En-suite! Power-shower and spa! Where was I!?

Her gaze flickered to the balcony doors and back, her brows knitted in confusion. __y balcony doesn__ connect to yours.___ jumped._ He grinned at the flash of concern he saw in __er eyes. __t dinner, your grandmother informed me that you__ be moving to the room beside mine. She also mentioned how close my balcony was to yours; so close that even an old lady like herself could leap between the two without the least effort.__enetia__ cheeks heated and she pulled her nightgown closer. __randmama is anything but subtle.___lmost as subtle as your mother.___h, no! Not Mama, too.__regor paused beside a small table to pick up a silver tray holding a cut crystal decanter and matching glasses and set it on the table before Venetia. __our mother was concerned I might be afraid of heights. She told me that if she were thinking of jumping between the balconies and couldn__ bring herself to make the leap, it might be possible to pick the lock on the connecting door with, say, a cravat pin.__enetia blushed. ____ surprised they aren__ in here now, throwing rose petals before you as you walk.___ would never countenance petal tossing. Too showy.

The greater the pain, the greater the fun.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

People have been sleeping and/or marrying their way to the top since the first cavewoman said: __gh, that one__ the strongest and has the biggest club. I__l shake my mastodon-skin-covered ass at him.____gh?___r whatever cave people said. And it__ not just women who do it. Cave guy goes: __gh, that one catches the most fish, I__l be dragging her off to my cave now._ Ava sees Tommy and____ays ugh.___r today__ equivalent thereof._-Eve & Roarke. .

You__e all right, Blue Eyes._ She lifted her head to look into them. __ou__e all right, down the line. You ever want a free bang, you got one coming.___t would, no doubt be a memorable bang. But my wife is fiercely jealous and territorial._ He grinned over at a very cold-eyed Eve.__er? You? That__ a kick in the ass.___very damn day,_ Eve muttered, and strode out.She kept striding, out of the club, back into the comparatively fresh air of the city street. And fisted her hands on her hips as she spun to him. __id you have to do the __y wife_ crap?__is grin remained, and only widened. __ did, yes. I felt a desperate need for your protection. I believe that woman had designs on me._____l put a design on you that won__ come off in the shower.___ee, now I__ excited._ Reaching out, he toyed with the lapel of her coat."What have you got in mind ?

For a long moment the butler sat in silence, his jaw hanging open. __ . . . my lord, I simply don't feel qualified to advise you about such matters.___on't tell me that,_ Saint protested. __ell me whether you can imagine me as a married man or not.__o his surprise, the butler set aside his brandy snifter and sat forward. __y lord, I do not wish to overstep my bounds, but I have noticed a change in your demeanor of late. The question of whether anyone can imagine you married or not, however, is one I believe must be answered by you. And the lady, of course.__aint frowned. __oward.___here is that, as well.

He shook his head in wonder. "You are magnificent.""I keep telling everyone that," she said with a nonchalant shrug, "But you seem to be the only one to believe me.