dark-humor

In the moments between bullets, those in foxholes regain their vision. They get to count the dead, feel for holes. Pain creeps through a sluice of calm.

I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend. A real man is like the perfect vampire-boy and all the perfect guys in Twue Wuv.

In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die.

Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

Francis Ford Coppola - A man climbs a mountain and they call him a hero. I climb mountains that aren't even there.

Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly.

Today__ generation didn__ want to watch ancient actors reciting the same tired lines. They wanted to see themselves reflected onscreen __ude, raw, entitled. These kids needed to believe that they themselves were only one daring, controversial act away from being up on that screen themselves.

Alice is fictional. This isn't.

...I could feel her burrowing into my heart. I didn't know if the burrowing was like a kitten cuddling up to its mother or if it was like a chigger depositing its larvae underneath the skin of my ankles.

In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.

He said, __f God lived on Earth people would stalk his Facebook page and leave nasty comments on his Pinterest site._ Then it sunk in- timing was everything and social media was the devil.

And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies.-Haymitch Abernathy

The moral high ground proved to be one hell of an aphrodisiac...

School never teaches you about this mangled human slime, it slays me. You spend all your time learning the capital of Surinam while these retards carve their initials in your back.

The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right soon.

The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors.

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.