Wendy Wasserstein

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.

The trick. . .is to find the balance between the bright colors of humor and the serious issues of identity, self-loathing, and the possibility for intimacy and love when it seems no longer possible or, sadder yet, no longer necessary.

Because of Mozart, it's all over after the age of seven.

No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive the trick is not to get frightened. There's nothing wrong with being alone.

Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.

Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, __espect me; I__ a respectable grown-up!" and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death.