housekeeping

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

You must know that it is by the state of the lavatory that a family is judged.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

Housework can kill you if done right.

A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends.Real friends are there to visit you not your house!

Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all?

Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, __espect me; I__ a respectable grown-up!" and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death.

We amass material things for the same reason that we eat - to satisfy a craving. Buying on impulse and eating and drinking to excess are attempts to alleviate stress. From observing my clients, I have noticed that when they discard excess clothing, their tummies tend to slim down, when they discard books and documents, their minds become clearer, when they reduce the number of cosmetics and tidy up the area around the sink and bath, their complexion tends to become clear and their skin smooth. -p226

Rosamond, accustomed from her childhood to an extravagant household, thought that good housekeeping consisted simply in ordering the best of everything___othing else 'answered;' and Lydgate supposed that 'if things were done at all, they must be done properly'__e did not see how they were to live otherwise. If each head of household expenditure had been mentioned to him beforehand, he would have probably observed that 'it could hardly come to much,' and if any one had suggested a saving on a particular article__or example, the substitution of cheap fish for dear__t would have appeared to him simply a penny-wise, mean notion.

I always wondered why the makers leave housekeeping and cooking out of their tales. Isn't it what all the great wars and battles are fought for -- so that at day's end a family may eat together in a peaceful house? The tale tells how the Lords of Manva hunted & gathered roots & cooked their suppers while they were camped in exile in the foothills of Sul, but it doesn't say what their wives & children were living on in their city left ruined & desolate by the enemy. They were finding food too, somehow, cleaning house & honoring the gods, the way we did in the siege & under the tyranny of the Alds. When the heroes came back from the mountain, they were welcomed with a feast. I'd like to know what the food was and how the women managed it.