New Yorkers are so impersonal if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!
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Robert Orben
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I may be forty but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately there's never one around.
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.