Charles M. Schulz

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.

I've developed a new philosophy - I only dread one day at a time.

My life has no purpose no direction no aim no meaning and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir... its days and its nights... its peaks and its valleys...

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black way of looking at life, although I think many of us find the church a refuge for a lot of our personality faults. Those of us, for example, who never learned to dance feel that the church is an ideal place for us if we can find a church that doesn't believe in dancing. Then we can get away with never having learned how to dance. You can carry this in all sorts of directions and see that the church is a refuge for what is really a 'flaw' in your own makeup.

Patty: I'll be the good guy.Shermy: I'll be the bad guy.Patty: What are you going to be, Charlie Brown?Charlie Brown: I'll be sort of in-between; I'll be a hypocrite!

My last penny! I think I'll squander it on myself. I never feel badly about spending money my dad has earned honestly! I can't decide whether I should buy a balloon or a gumball. A gumball would taste mighty good, but a balloon would be a lot more fun... I'll take a balloon! Sooner or later in life a person has to learn to make decisions! (Sees someone with a different color balloon) Gee, I wish I'd bought a RED balloon.

Whenever the sun is shining, I feel obligated to play outside!

How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far from Hollywood.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

I__ torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies!

Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.