Cassandra Clare

Is this one of those days where we all stalk out in fury? Because I simply haven't got the energy for it.

No body told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend.

On a Tuesday they were we, and by Friday they were dead and they buried them in the courtyard side by side, oh, my love, and they buried them dies by side" breaking away from Gideon with some reluctance, Sophie, rose to her feet and dusted off her dress. "Please forgive me, my dear Mr. Lightwood-I mean Gideon- but I must go murder the cook. I shall be directly back.

D'you think he would have thought ahead like that?" said Henry. "Assuredly," said Will. "The man's a strategist." He tapped his temple. "Like me.

At least Kyle wasn't home. That would be a hard one to explain to his new roomate. Nobody liked a guy who kept blood in the fridge.

i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i?ah, the i told you so, jace said. always a classy move

Oh, I can never get enough. Which, incidentally, is what your sister said when--

She took out a shiny folded pamphlet, the kind they kept stacked in clear plastic stands in hospital waiting rooms. "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.

So you're a Shadowhunter,' Nate said. 'De Quincey told me that you lot were monsters.''Was that before or after he tried to eat you?' Will inquired.

While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They're peculiar that way.

You stole a boat,_ she snapped. __hat am I doing with you, you boat-stealing lunatic?

Just because you said dragon demons were extinct_""I said mostly extinct."Alec jabbed a finger toward him."Mostly extinct," he said, his voice trembling with rage, "is NOTEXTINCT ENOUGH.""I see," said Jace. "I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?

Hello? This is Clary Fairchild.___lary? It__ me, Emma.___h, Emma, hi! I haven__ heard from you in ages. My mom says thanks for the wedding flowers, by the way. She wanted to send a note but Luke whisked her away on a honeymoon to Tahiti.___ahiti sounds nice.___t probably is _ Jace, what are you doing with that thing? There is no way it__l fit.___s this a bad time?___hat? No! Jace is trying to drag a trebuchet into the training room. Alec, stop helping him.___hat__ a trebuchet?___t__ a huge catapult.___hat are they going to use it for?___ have no idea. Alec, you__e enabling! You__e an enabler!___aybe it_is_a bad time.___ doubt there__l be a better one. Is something wrong? Is there anything I can do?___ think we have your cat.___hat?___our cat. Big fuzzy Blue Persian? Always looks angry? Julian says it__ your cat. He says he saw it at the New York Institute. Well, saw_him._It__ a boy cat.___hurch? You have Church? But I thought _ well, we knew he was gone. We thought Brother Zachariah took him. Isabelle was annoyed, but they seemed to know each other. I__e never seen Church actually_likeanyone like that.___ don__ know if he likes anyone here. He bit Julian twice. Oh, wait. Julian says he likes Ty. He__ asleep on Ty__ bed.___ow did you wind up with him?___omeone rang our front doorbell. Diana, she__ our tutor, went down to see what it was. Church was in a cage on the front step with a note tied to it. It said_For Emma. This is Church, a longtime friend of the Carstairs. Take care of this cat and he will take care of you. __.___rother Zachariah left you a cat.___ut I don__ even really know him. And he__ not a Silent Brother any more.___ou may not know him, but he clearly knows you.___hat do you think the J stands for?___is real name. Look, Emma, if he wants you to have Church, and you want Church, you should keep him.___re you sure? The Lightwoods ____hey__e both standing here nodding. Well, Alec is partially trapped under a trebuchet, but he seems to be nodding.___ules says we__ like to keep him. We used to have a cat named Oscar, but he died, and, well, Church seems to be good for Ty__ nightmares.___h, honey. I think, really, he__ Brother Zachariah__ cat. And if he wants you to have him, then you should.___hy does Brother Zachariah want to protect me? It__ like he knows me, but I don__ know why he knows me.___ don__ exactly know _ But I know Tessa. She__ his _ well, girlfriend seems not the right word for it. They__e known each other a long, long time. I have a feeling they__e both watching over you.___hat__ good. I have a feeling we__e going to need it.___mma _ oh my God. The trebuchet just crashed through the floor. I have to go. Call me later.___ut we can keep the cat?___ou can keep the cat.

Don__ take this the wrong way, but you smell like Magnus.

Of course he loves me. I__ his sister.___lood isn__ love,_ said Magnus, and his voice was bitter.

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

I have been in the land of Faerie for years and it is a place where mortal blood is turned to fire. It is a place of beauty and terror beyond what can be imagined here. I have ridden with the Wild Hunt. I have carved a clear path of freedom among the stars and outrun the wind. And no I am asked to walk upon the earth again.

Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever""Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working.