Brian Spellman

I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late.

I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.

He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.

I say there is no darkness but ignorance," said William Shakespeare. How would he know, he knew everything?

He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.

All surgery and no makeup make Jack a dull girl.

Nostalgia was never what it used to be.

I'm nostalgic for a better tomorrow.

I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.

To Americans, either/or means both.

It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do.

I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.

If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense _ sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.

If you sense so badly that you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense ... sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.

The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!

Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.

First, let me finish. Then interrupt.