The open zipper at the bottom revealed two important details: her ass was as luscious as he had imagined, and she wasn't wearing any panties. His palms started to sweat. How was he supposed to fasten her dress when all he wanted to do was tear it off?
Dean was about to dismiss me with a quick nod, but my name caught his attention. __ey, you__e that Death Diva girl, right?____raid so.___uh._ He studied me a moment as he extracted a lighter and pack of cigarettes from his shirt pocket. I studied him back. Dean__ head bore the aftermath of what had to be the world__ worst hair transplant. Reddish brown crop rows marched back from a severe, slightly lopsided hairline. The whole mess had been meticulously blow-dried and sprayed in a swept-back style more appropriate to the 1980s.He tapped out a cigarette. __ou make money doing that?___hy, yes I do,_ I said. __hat__ kind of the point of it._ That__ the number-one question I get asked.__hat__ the weirdest thing you__e done, eh?_ The number-two question, right on schedule.
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Dean was about to dismiss me with a quick nod, but my name caught his attention. __ey, you__e that Death Diva girl, right?____raid so.___uh._ He studied me a moment as he extracted a lighter and pack of cigarettes from his shirt pocket. I studied him back. Dean__ head bore the aftermath of what had to be the world__ worst hair transplant. Reddish brown crop rows marched back from a severe, slightly lopsided hairline. The whole mess had been meticulously blow-dried and sprayed in a swept-back style more appropriate to the 1980s.He tapped out a cigarette. __ou make money doing that?___hy, yes I do,_ I said. __hat__ kind of the point of it._ That__ the number-one question I get asked.__hat__ the weirdest thing you__e done, eh?_ The number-two question, right on schedule.
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