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Falon stared at Del intently, trying to figure out what was different. As usual, Del was impeccably dressed in a lavender dress that revealed her curves. Her nail polish and shoes matched her clothing perfectly. Del__ shoulder-length blond hair looked the same. __mile at me,_ Falon said suddenly, and Del showed her teeth. __ou got Botox again._ __eah, my dentist does it at his office now. I can get my teeth cleaned and my lines erased at the same time. If I could get him to do collagen injections, I__ be set. I wish these doctors would work together. If my gynecologist worked in the same office as my dentist, I__ look like a race car in the pit. I__ get it all done in one appointment and be back on the road in no time._ Del glanced at her watch. __hat reminds me, I__ going to see a plastic surgeon for a consultation tomorrow, so I__l be late getting here in the morning._ __ould you leave your face alone? Del, you look fine._ __t__ not my face, I__ thinking about having my vagina reshaped. The other day when I was being lasered, I was staring at it in the big mirror. You can really see all your girl junk in it, but it__ kind of magnified, so I wasn__ really sure if things were as out of proportion as they seemed. When I got home, I looked at it with a hand mirror, and it still doesn__ look right to me._ Del stood and began pulling up her dress. __ou__e seen a shitload of vaginas, so I want you to tell me__ __on__ you dare whip that out in here!_ Falon covered her eyes with her hand. ____ not looking at it, Del. I__ not!_ __ome on, really?_ Del looked completely taken aback. __ou looked at my boobs._ __hat__ because you turned them loose before I realized what you were doing._ Falon waved her hand. __our lady junk is far more personal than boobs._ __ow so?_ __leavage,_ Falon blurted out. __ou wear shirts that show cleavage, that__ like a little preview. Your lady junk is a total mystery, and I want it to stay that way...
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Falon stared at Del intently, trying to figure out what was different. As usual, Del was impeccably dressed in a lavender dress that revealed her curves. Her nail polish and shoes matched her clothing perfectly. Del__ shoulder-length blond hair looked the same. __mile at me,_ Falon said suddenly, and Del showed her teeth. __ou got Botox again._ __eah, my dentist does it at his office now. I can get my teeth cleaned and my lines erased at the same time. If I could get him to do collagen injections, I__ be set. I wish these doctors would work together. If my gynecologist worked in the same office as my dentist, I__ look like a race car in the pit. I__ get it all done in one appointment and be back on the road in no time._ Del glanced at her watch. __hat reminds me, I__ going to see a plastic surgeon for a consultation tomorrow, so I__l be late getting here in the morning._ __ould you leave your face alone? Del, you look fine._ __t__ not my face, I__ thinking about having my vagina reshaped. The other day when I was being lasered, I was staring at it in the big mirror. You can really see all your girl junk in it, but it__ kind of magnified, so I wasn__ really sure if things were as out of proportion as they seemed. When I got home, I looked at it with a hand mirror, and it still doesn__ look right to me._ Del stood and began pulling up her dress. __ou__e seen a shitload of vaginas, so I want you to tell me__ __on__ you dare whip that out in here!_ Falon covered her eyes with her hand. ____ not looking at it, Del. I__ not!_ __ome on, really?_ Del looked completely taken aback. __ou looked at my boobs._ __hat__ because you turned them loose before I realized what you were doing._ Falon waved her hand. __our lady junk is far more personal than boobs._ __ow so?_ __leavage,_ Falon blurted out. __ou wear shirts that show cleavage, that__ like a little preview. Your lady junk is a total mystery, and I want it to stay that way...

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