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Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.

I love airports because funny things always happen at them. They're giant complexes full of urgency, seriousness, and confusion. Where am I supposed to be? Which way do I go? And that's just the staff.

Beauty, like ice, our footing does betray; Who can tread sure on the smooth, slippery way: Pleased with the surface, we glide swiftly on, And see the dangers that we cannot shun.

Vampires have always held a very seductive kind of lore and have always been some variety of attractive, whether it's attractiveness that's born of just the physical attributes that they have - this kind of ethereal beauty or translucent pallor - or whether it is more to do with the way they carry themselves.

Find your own way, have an open spirit, and believe in your own beauty.

I just have to trust that the story is going to shake out in such a way that's going to be palatable to readers.

A government that can take all and can seize all, a government that doesn't trust its citizens, a government that says it's their way or the highway... that's the scary part.

To restore the trust of the people, we must reform the way the government operates.

As life has a way of unfolding as it is meant to, I have learned to trust life.

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

We are no more content to plod along the beaten paths - and so marriage must go the way of God.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.