vices

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think he's a dirty little beast.

He talks at the drop of a pause.

Deep down I'm really shallow.

The ability to sin differs among people. For example a short-armed fisherman isn't as big a liar as a long-armed one.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

I'm not at all stuck up . . . although judging from those around me I have every right to be.

Let's just say he has too many pigeons on his antenna.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.

The rich can be "eccentric " the poor have to be considered "nuts."

Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.

She's not moody. She's just known for her versatility of emotions.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said "No bablo ingles."

Laugh and the world laughs with you snore and you sleep alone.

I don't gamble. I invest with a risk.

It gives me great strength to know that half the people I meet are below average.

Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on what people will do.

I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.