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Why weren't there any women in Jesus' gang?_ asked Winnifred. __esus' gang?_ echoed the vicar surprised. __esus never had a gang. Ah_ you mean the Twelve._ Winnifred nodded. The vicar looked perplexed. __ell, it wouldn't really have been appropriate, would it?_ __hy not?_ I asked. __t just wouldn't,_ replied the vicar, looking annoyed at my question. __ut Jesus had a lot of girl friends,_ said Pearl. __e certainly didn't,_ replied the vicar, shocked. __ut Vicar, what about Mary and Martha, the sisters of Lazarus? The Bible says that Jesus loved them,_ insisted Pearl. __nd then there was Mary Magdalene,_ I added. __he wanted to hug him in Joseph's garden when he had just come out of the tomb, but Jesus told her not to touch him._ __es_ well__ said the vicar uncertainly. __hey were good followers of Jesus and they loved him_ as we should all love him. No more questions now. We will be starting the service shortly._ __ot very helpful,_ I whispered to Winnifred. __f Jesus had had a few women in his group of twelve, it would be much easier to know how to live with them.

My mortgage isn__ getting any cheaper and I can__ run that Ferrari on faith alone," Revernd Jones said. "Don__ get me wrong, the Big Man Upstairs does what he can but I__e never once seen him filling up the tank of my car.

My mortgage isn__ getting any cheaper and I can__ run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don__ get me wrong, the Big Man upstairs does what he can but I__e never once seen him filling up the tank of my car.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.