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I had only two offers of marriage in my life, and I refused both.

Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

In the movies, Bette Davis lights two cigarettes and hands the second one to James Cagney. It was just so glamorous and romantic.

I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.

The first two movies I directed failed, when I was 21 and 23, and that was the greatest thing that could have happened.

Less than two weeks before my 34th birthday, I bought pots. Most people were amazed that I did not previously own pots, but that was before I explained that I had never used my oven, and used my stovetop for my dishrack.

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Sympathy is two hearts tugging at one load.

Two great talkers will not travel far together.

The person attempting to travel two roads at once will get nowhere.

Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.

There are also two kinds of truths: truth of reasoning and truths of fact. Truths of reasoning are necessary and their opposite is impossible those of fact are contingent and their opposite is possible.

There are only two things. Truth and lies. Truth is indivisible, hence it cannot recognize itself; anyone who wants to recognize it has to be a lie.

Every truth has two sides; it is as well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either.

There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics.

I have written two medical novels. I have never studied medicine, never seen an operation.

I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.