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I prodded him in the chest with a finger and said, __ook here, smart mouth, I__ getting pretty sick of you already. If you know what__ best for you, keep your trap shut and do as I tell you. I still haven__ forgotten how you pushed my friend into that corpse. So unless you want to end up like that body in the underpass, do yourself a favour and keep out of my face, okay?___hatever you say, boss. You__e the boss, boss,_ Drake said.__ee, there you go again!_ I snapped at him.____ not sure I know what you mean, boss,_ Drake said.__ou even say boss like a wise arse,_ I shot back at him.__ don__ know what you mean b-_ Drake started again.__id I say you had to call me boss?___t__ just that I thought___on__ think!_ I barked. __ust do as I say and we__l get along just fine.___hatever you say,_ Drake said.I glanced at Madison and she was smiling. __hat__ so funny?_ I asked.__othing,_ she smiled back.__h, I__ sorry,_ I said. __ didn__ realise that I was some sort of freaking comedian. Let__ see ifyou think it__ so funny when another one of those dead kids shows up. Jesus, no wonder you amateurs haven__ caught this piece of scum yet _ you__e probably all too busy sitting round cracking jokes andtaking the piss to do any real police work.___ou are funny though,_ she half-laughed. __t__ just that when you get angry, your jaw goes alltense and your nostrils flare out at the sides.___h yeah, how very amusing,_ I remarked. __ think you two clowns are funny _ not ha-ha funny_ but fucked-in-the-head funny! Now, if you two have quite finished doing your Laurel and Hardy impersonations, we__e got a killer to catch!

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Tim O'Rourke

Wolf House - Potter's Story

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Just three words? Nothing about his physical health? His equipment? His supplies?''You got me,' she said. 'He left a detailed status report. I just decided to lie for no reason.''Funny,' Venkat said. 'Be a smart-ass to a guy seven levels above you at your company. See how that works out.''Oh no,' Mindy said. 'I might lose my job as an interplanetary voyeur? I guess I'd have to use my master's degree for something else.''I remember when you were shy.''I'm space paparazzi now. The attitude comes with the job.