romantic-humor

I look around, hoping I can postpone the indignity of stuttering like a lunatic in front of the sexiest man alive _ according to People magazine, twice _ while giving him crazy eyes. Of course, everyone looks like they__e taken care of. Except for Mr. Sexypants, major Hollywood actor, Nathanial Stone, Sir.

One night, we somehow ended up discussing Wile E. Coyote as a paradigm for obsession. She argued that Wile E., with all the resources he wasted on gadgets, could have been living high on the hog.__e was so skinny,_ she complained after she had Googled him and watched a few skits on YouTube. __oor thing, he looks like a size-zero model.___ut, Love, no other food would have satisfied him. He only wanted the Road Runner. He was obsessed with her. Obsession does not allow for satisfaction. You can never really eat your cake and have it too, which is the only way you can satisfy your obsession by devouring and yet having the object of your fascination,_ I said from experience.__ut he really didn't want to catch it,_ she argued.__hat do you mean?___t was the chase he wanted. To eat the Road Runner would have ended that, ended his only reason for living. He isn't really that inept. He really didn't want to catch it.___ guess not,_ I said, thoughtfully. __t's the journey not the resolution that matters. If he caught her, he would lie down next to her and die too.

Well, I did tell you I couldn__ give you a thing. Maybe you__e just realised that Alistair can give the god damn world, and the pleasure of kissing his shiny slap-head every day!

I__ a virgin, okay?__here was a moment of silence while I assume he was struggling to understand the connection. Then he spoke. ____ not prejudiced against anyone.