Why in the name of God do you wear these ugly ass granny panties? I swear it looks like you could parachute from the Dallas Lincoln Plaza with these and have a nice soft landing! Why don__ you get on the internet and apply your online shopping skills while purchasing some panties that do not look like they came from your Grans drawer?
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A chastity device won't put out the flames of burning flesh.The Ultimate Guide to ChastityRemoving the Iron Panties
I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
At this point I came across one of the vending machines that only Japan has. I have to admit that I love the whimsical items sold in such appliances, like all sorts of junk food, beer cans, whisky bottles and even underwear. This particular machine sold both whisky and underwear, which truly is a bizarre combination, or maybe not, considering all the underwear were female panties. It was therefore my theory that older men would come by and buy the whisky, and then when they were drunk and young women passed by, the men would then offer them panties as gifts for sexual favours. Ya, it all made perfect sense to me.
How many rooms are there in the chambers of your heart? How many rooms full of memories can you describe like the one I__ going to tell you about. You know how you left him don__ you? The man you were so in love with once. Bing Cherry Silk. Another man left those for you didn__ he? And you put them on, just like I did.