masturbation

Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind.

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!

I hung a picture of him above my bed and learned by hand the internal workings of the female combustion engine.

For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.

Your imagination and some masturbation is a much better alternative to finding out what kind of person a bit of casual sex transforms you into.

I thought masturbating was embarassing. I didn't even know why. It just was. It was like having sex with yourself. Having sex with yourself was really weird. Autoeroticism.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

Just like real sex, the touching was good, but there came a point in time when a woman needed to be filled - deeply.

I reach down and grab my cockthe rolling scenery in my mindfar from peaceful

She imagined herself both queen and slave, dominatrix and victim. In her imagination she was making love with men of all skin colors--white, black, yellow--with homosexuals and beggars. She was anyone's, and anyone could do anything to her. She had one, two, three orgasms, one after another. She imagined everything she had never imagined before, and she gave herself to all that was most base and most pure.

You__e jerked my heart more than your dick.

I was always the girl growing up who just wasn__ quite like the rest of them. I liked working hard. I liked contorting my body until I could feel the ache inside my bones, until I could feel the pain in my teeth. I liked to wear lipstick and nothing else and found myself fascinated with the shape of my lips and the different colors I could make them. I ate too little. Slept too much. Masturbated far too often and at far too young an age. I enjoyed the feeling of being naked alone behind closed doors, exploring my deepest secrets within my imagination, as I put my hand over the rapid pace of my heart to feel how nervous it made me. I blushed at the faintest mention of my name and almost perished when complimented. I loved to find the answers behind someone__ eyes. There__ nothing quite like the feeling of when someone REALLY looks at you. And I read. Every chance I got.

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.

Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.

The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.

Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.