laughed-my-butt-off

The front door slammed and Dad said, __urora, sure you aren__ expecting a package?__ leaned back to find him army-crawling under the window in the living room. Like all dads do. __lready told you no, Rambo.___he new mailman is back._ Dad reached up and pulled the curtains closed before standing up and peeking out. __on__ come to the door.___ shot a tranquillizer dart at the last guy._ Mom gave a tired look at M who shrugged unapologetically. __he fact that there__ a new one willing to be on our sidewalk is a miracle. Don__ scare him off, Clyde.__ad tried to block me when I went for the curtains. __e won__ let me sign for your package. Demanded you come out in person._____l get my tranq gun!_ M made for her room.__on__ you dare!_ Mom chased her.I swished back the curtains to get a look at the petrifying postman. __ find his interest in my teenage daughter creepy,_ Dad grumbled.Oh, he had no idea.