husband-quotes

If a woman stands behind you, respect her; if she stands beside you, cherish her; if she stands with you, adore her.

The world__ most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

Marry your friend, and you will be reasonably happy. Marry your lover, and you will be abundantly happy. Marry your soulmate, and you will be infinitely happy.

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she__l end up taking over.

Lucian. She's not normal. She's got the sex drive of Ursula. I'm so ashamed to say I've faked illnesses and gone to the doctor just to have a doctor's excuse! ~Steve~

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you__e right.

She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.

A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.

It is never a crime to steal the heart of someone you love.

You only need to steal a woman's heart if she won't give it to you willingly.

If your love for your wife can be measured, it is not big enough.

Running away from someone you love is a race you will never win.

Don't believe a man will give you the world if he doesn't even buy you flowers.

Love is the only tyrant whose reign is sweet.

If you love a bird don't hold it too tightly or you'll soon be nursing a broken heart.

If a man does not treat you like a princess during courtship, he will not treat you like a queen during marriage.