humorous-quotes

I vote, I challenge Bathymaasy and we shoot arrows at you dearest brother." ArtemisSet and Bathymaas laughed.Apollo, not so much.

My goal is to do something outrageous every day.

Among wilderness survival tips, punching a wild animal in the face probably isn__ on a checklist.

Stop crying. You're giving archangels everywhere a bad name.

Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.____rtagnan Bloodhawke

The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.

I__ looking for mushrooms. Giant ones, specifically of the deadly poisonous variety.___ow come?___onday is Teacher Appreciation Day, and I was thinking of making a nice quiche for Miss Keener.

I__ like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them __EANS_, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!!!!

Lending books to other people is merely a shrewd form of housecleaning.

Why do I write? Because I like telling stories and I don't like repeating myself (insert chuckle here).

Kope!_ the other guy yeled. __hat the frick?! You got some cheetah blood in you or what?___eriously!_ insisted Blake. __ow did you run so fast?___ am African._ Without taking his eyes from mine, Kopano eased himself off me, and I sat up.

Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort!

He stood at the table facing Flora and blowing heavily on his tea and staring at her. Flora did not mind. It was quite interesting: like having tea with a rhinoceros.

Learn more and Know more.

Are all men's lips as soft as yours, Ari?" Bathymaas"I suppose, goddess. But I don't make it a habit to feel the lips of other men so I don't know for certain." Aricles

Pretty?' I said, swivelling in the driver's seat to face him, 'you want to ask me out because I'm pretty?' 'Is there a problem with asking you out because you're pretty?' 'I think you blew it,' said Tiger with a grin. 'You should be asking her out because she's smart, witty, mature beyond her years and every moment in her company makes you want to be a better person - pretty of face should be at the bottom of the list.' 'Oh, blast,' said Perkins despondently. 'It should, shouldn't it?

Instead of hopping around like a wild in'jun on fire, try counting from 10 backwards while hopping on one foot".

You would more probably have gone to the guillotine,' replied Sir Tristram, depressingly matter of