humor

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

I__e written for the waste basket so often that we__e become friends. He writes too, but it__ mostly garbage.

Assuming what people want is about as controlled as using fireworks to start a fire.

Most will do what__ comfortable because, let__ face it, we all like guarantees. Working a draining 9-to-5 will guarantee that your rent is paid on time, it__l guarantee that your loans will be taken care of, it__l guarantee you three square meals every night of the week. What if you broke down an entire lifetime of guarantees and found that your most prized moments consisted of standard, fragmented memories; high school dances, learning how to drive a car, graduating college_ It__ almost as if you stopped living life the moment your education ended, the moment it was time to __row up_ and __et a real job.

(_) my money guy Richard is going without a tie now, like a politician who wants to appeal to the suffering common man (or perhaps every morning his firm takes the ties and shoelaces away from the brokers and financial planners to keep them from offing themselves)

Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them

Get real. They__l try to kill us no matter what. I can find out how to open the files from Mickey. You may be impressed with this genius shit but you should really find out what a mess his head is. The right drugs, he__l cut his own throat and forget why he__ bleeding." That was an interesting choice of metaphor.

I would have killed myself years ago if it weren't for the fact that I__ pretty sure death is the only thing more terrible than life.

Camus said there is only really one serious philosophical question, which is whether or not to commit suicide. I think there are four or five serious philosophical questions:The first one is: Who started it?The second is: Are we going to make it?The third is: Where are we going to put it?The fourth is: Who's going to clean up?And the fifth: Is it serious?Out Of Your Mind (2004), Audio lecture 1: The Nature of Consciousness: A Game That's Worth The Candle.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

If your success is not amazing to your critics, it disturbs, infuriates, and frustrates them, and if they're not careful; may go hang themselves and go to hell.

It is customary, in England at least, for Coroners' courts to give the verdict 'Suicide while the balance of his mind was disturbed'. This insult automatically puts the victim in the wrong and reassures Society that all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds. Have you ever noticed that Socialist governments have a particular horror of the individual's suicide? It is a direct criticism of their basic tenets.

Talking of suicide, it is perhaps noteworthy that both of Dostoievsky's characters kill themselves: Stavrogin out of indifference and self disgust; Kirilov, after years of planning the gesture, in order to demonstrate to mankind that there is no God and that men are free to do as they please. My suicide will be less didactic.

It was suicide, wasn't it?""In an involuntary sort of way," said Vorob'yev. "These Cetagandan political suicides can get awfully messy, when the principal won't cooperate.""Thirty-two stab wounds in the back, worst case of suicide they ever saw?" murmured Ivan, clearly fascinated by the gossip."Exactly, my lord.

I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.

It's time we allow our youth to de tangle life with ease.

Be confident because the odds are in your favor.' He clears his throat, like talking this much hurts him. 'Not because you're a special snowflake.

It's not that I can't express myself,it's that I still feel present when I'm not expressing myself.