horny

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!

Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.

Don't run around looking for someone who can sexually satisfy you, run around and look for the book which will intellectually satisfy you.

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

They'll say you are bador perhaps you are mador at least you should stay undercover.Your mind must be bareif you would dareto think you can love more than one lover.

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

It__ something of a cliché, at least among war correspondents, that war makes people unusually horny; what it actually does is make you want to touch as much flesh as you can get your hands on.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

Mother said, haven't you seen older boys of your age, that you should take your rotten hands and play with my son's penis? I held my mouth, and i really stiffled a giggle. Now i understood the bloody vexation and the reckless act performed by our housegirl. She was fondling my infant part, and i knew she was horny and lost in the act.