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So...Now that we got that over with, let's get back to love at first sight, Evan said. Not infatuation at first sight...Love. With a capital L, he clarified.Love? Heeb asked, playfully pretending not to know the concept.Yeah. The real thing. The conviction that if you had this one woman, all other women would become irrelevant. You'd never again be unhappy And you'd give up anything to have her and keep her.You've experienced that?Only once. And I haven't stopped thinking about it ever since.Tell me more.Sometimes I think that I still chase women just to forget about her. Because I know I can never have her. But I can't seem to forget about her, no matter what girl I'm chasing...No one can possibly compare....Who is she?Delilah, Evan said wistfully.Delilah?, asked Heeb, intriguedDelilah Nakova, Evan replied, with a hint of awe and reverence in his voice.

Oh. Well was this your first time painting a live model?__he nodded her head, with an almost guilty look on her face.__hat__ it like?___ard,_ she replied.

The official recruiting process for their posse began. Because Carlos, Narc, and Trevor each had high SQs, Heeb and Evan reasoned that adding the three to their group would raise the average SQ of each group member (much the way that colleges recruit individuals with higher test scores to increase the average test scores of their matriculated students).

And as their penile pain began to subside, the two men were able to form more complex thoughts, resulting in a collaborative work: the development of a worldview that might be described as __enilosophy.

What__ a TH?___ Traffic Hazard,_ Heeb clarified.__h you mean because the woman is so hot she__l take your eyes off the road?_ Narc confirmed.__xactly.

I got it! I got it!_ Heeb declared triumphantly. Evan stopped in the middle of his kitchenette to hear Heeb__ idea. __ex in the Title.___eah, that__ what you__e been saying I need.___o, that__ the title: __ex in the Title.____ou want me to call my novel __ex in the Title?____eah. Isn__ it great?

Titus, have you ever had your heart broken?___h, son. How could you ask a man who used to play the blues a question like that?___ow long does it take to go away?___ broken heart?___eah.___here__ no precise formula, Sammy.___ust give me an estimate.___ good rule of thumb is at least half the time that you were in love. Or twice the time. It all just depends.

Check my riddle, and I__l let you play my fiddle.

You know what you need?___hat?___ou need to think about what a badass bald man would do in this situation___here are no badass bald men. By definition.___hat about Dwight D. Eisenhower?_ Carlos suggested.__resident Eisenhower?___oesn__ he qualify as a badass?_ Carlos insisted.__ook, he may have been president, but he doesn__ exactly come to people__ minds when you ask them to think of a badass.___ll right. How about Kojak?_ Carlos asked.__hat police detective show with Telly Savalas?_ Sammy asked.__eah, Kojak. He was a badass. Always cool under pressure.___ll right,_ Sammy replied. __et__ just say, for the sake of argument, that Kojak was a bald badass. So what?___o you have to imagine how Kojak would deal with this situation we have in front of us. He wouldn__ be worried about whether this girl digs bald guys. He would just walk right up to her, knowing that he__ a badass and just take care of business. You see, it__ all in the delivery.___he delivery?___eah, the execution