As usual, he saves his wife's for last. He leans on the cane and he looks at the headstone and he thinks about many things. Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but he would eat it anyhow, if it meant eating it with her.
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Go to the cops then!_ I shout. __ut mind if I ask what you plan on telling them? Because saying two dead teenagers came to you in the middle of the night and told you something or someone is going to kill you is only going to get you locked in a cozy, padded cell.___ell, it has to be better than spending another second with you.___ake sure they put that on your headstone, will you? Right below __ere lies Benedict Bartholomew Ford. He had no friends and a really stupid name_.
All things considered, the happiest epitaph to have etched on one's headstone is this: 'He never knew what hit him'.