frog-prince

I__ Detective Piper of the Fairyland Metro Police, and I've been called in to investigate the incident of the missing frog prince_

I marched to the head Elf. __here__ the frog?

Darling, you know what they say. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince._ I give her a lopsided, bittersweet smile. __ think I__e kissed a prince, Mom. I hope he doesn__ turn into a frog.

It wasn't a kiss that changed the frog, but the fact that a young girl looked beneath warts and slime and believed she saw a prince. So he became one.

These days when you kiss a prince you often run the risk of turning him into a frog. But don't let the ogres in shining armor get you down. There is no need for distress - you don't want to be anyone's damsel anyway. Simply remind yourself that you are busy racking up those 'frequent failure points' that will eventually pay for an all expenses paid trip to Mr Right.