epigram

It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love someone who hates you.

Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.

In youth audacity is wise

Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.

It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life__f that territory really exists outside religious books and the minds of believers, that is. Having said that, given the choice, instead of being grilled until hell freezes over, the average sane human being would, needless to say, rather spend forever idling in an extremely fertile garden, next to a lamb or a chicken or a parrot, which they do not secretly want to eat, and a lion or a tiger or a crocodile, which does not secretly want to eat them.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

Show me that I m everywhere and get me home for tea.

Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods _ they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday _ or soon.

If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one__ clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.

Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.

Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.