drinking-quotes

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

a town with more drinking joints than reading joints has a problem reading can solve

I like it subdued and tepid, with far to much milk

To be certain you're consuming the real deal, look carefully at the label. W-h-i-s-k-e-y indicates the heavenly liquid from the Emerald Isle. Without the "e," it's from Scotland or some other godforsaken place.

It is not always about what you eat and drink. Rather it can be about what you are not eating and drinking, for which the body is desperately craving!

if you think DRINKING is bad, then stop THINKING (ejump,2017)

Intoxication, like sexual euphoria, is the privilege of the human animal.