dreaming

It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.

I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were thirsty, and I pointed to the sand that surrounded us and said, __o, I will not urinate in your mouth._ At that point I woke up, because I realized I really had to pee__nd get a drink of water._

I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. _

I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many__ multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was me, but I was Dark Jar Tin Zoo, and as such I made love to you__ll of you. Then I woke up alone, naked, cuddling a mannequin I named after you who smells like you, because I spray it with the same fragrance you used to wear. Is that crazy? No, I didn__ think so either. _

I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare skull you liberally applied lipstick and makeup. Your birthday was coming up, and I knew you were probably sensitive about parties that emphasize the aging process, so I decided to box up your gift in a coffin and wrap it with black wrapping paper. I got you the best gift ever too__ hooker, who happened to be dead, because that enabled me to procure a sizeable discount._

I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies._

I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC._

I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets, but you wouldn__ talk. So we put on a strip show for the department store sale, and I was arrested for theft _ I took away your dignity as a mannequin

I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt._

I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn__ tell if it was because you were sad or because you__ been laughing too hard. So I decided to find out by telling you that I__ just heard from the cops, and your mother had been murdered. Before I got to the punch line you started sobbing in a different manner, so I realized you__ been laughing earlier. By that time the mood had changed, and I decided it best not to deliver the punch line after all. So I sat down next to you and put my arm around you and tried to console you for your perceived loss. _

I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, towards the end of the dream, the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating, my eyes shot open, and I realized it was a dream. __f course it__ a dream,_ I thought. __he cops have no idea where my cave is, and your first package has yet to be delivered.__

I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace to power the steam engine, and the other half in the air to distract our pursuers.

I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.

I had a dream about you last night_ it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.

I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.