diapers

If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children one-at-a-time; you ought to be able to call out bullshit blindly, in about a million different ways & plays. My potty-training days have long been over...so what fool retards at their wisdom stage? For this chief reason, I could show you better than tell you, try as you might: you cannot change grown ups diapers in life, who think you don't know how 'full of shit' they are today.

But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers, decks that need painting, a wife that needs to be listened to, kids that need to be taught right from wrong, a checkbook, an oil change, a sunset behind a mountain, laughter at a kitchen table, too much wine, a chipped tooth, and a screaming child.

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

Please consult your child__ Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.

Southern DADDY__andy At Doin_ Diapers Y__ll!