couples-fights

Whether you're the best lawyer...Or the greatest philosopher...There will alway be at least two people that you can never win any argument with...Your child...And your wife...So don't argue with them...Just love them...

Sometimes it's better for a struggling writer to stay single, than to keep hearing, "Oh, your a writer, and you need to spend time in writing? Then go marry your writing!

He had slept next to her for thirty-six years, and the mattress felt different without her weight, however slight, and without the rhythm of her breath the dark had no measure. There were times he woke feeling cold from the lack of the heat that once came from between her thighs and behind her knees. He might have even called her, if he could have momentarily forgotten that he already knew everything she could possibly say.

Give it up, mister! No sex for you!" I yelled at the wall as my girls cackled maniacally."Tons of sex for me, sister. None for you!" he yelled all too clearly through the wall.

A mistake? The most passionate night of his life was a mistake? Her first time and that__ what she thought. That grated on him in the worst way. __s that what you think, Beth?___on__ call me that.___hy, Beth?___ou know I hate that name.___h, so sorry, Beth. I do apologize, Beth._ He was being petty and he knew it, but he didn__ give a damn. She__ always brought out the very worst in him.She reached up and twisted his ear. __w!___ut of my way, Robert Lemonade,_ she said casually, pissing him off in the worst way.

Better be a desperate single with many options than a desperate married with no option.

Are you still mad at me?""Yes.""I'll go back to sleep, then.""Good.

The one thing you should never do to a woman, whether you make love to her or fuck her, is apologise straight after.

Because__ruth?__n the scale of significance, that stuff doesn__ even register. What has me pushed past the boiling point...what has me really, really upset is learning the woman I thought was so incredibly strong I married her on the spot...is actually a quitter who runs from challenge, a coward too afraid to even try, a liar who makes promises she won__ keep and a cynic too bitter to believe what__ right in front of her face. Is that real enough for you?

Love is a renewable resource

He said he loved more than any other women he's ever loved and I had a black eye to prove it.