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Where did you get your tat?_ __aron__ shop. You want to get a tat?_ he asked, grinning as if this was hilarious. __ have one,_ I said, rolling the ball into the gutter. __t__ not finished though._ __ow come?_ __y brother interrupted the tattoo and I never had the money to get it done again._ __o, I meant how come you__e such a bad bowler? Is it genetic?_ he asked. __ike do you come from a long line of people who can__ make a ball roll in a straight line?_ __ou__e hilarious._ __ try, Pixie Dust.

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Bijou Hunter

Damaged and the Cobra

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After driving 30-minutes East of Seattle, I expect to see a great bowling alley. But, as we pull into the parking lot, all I see are pot holes, a horse and Amish buggy, and no cars to speak of- broken down or otherwise. Even the building is in shambles, needs painted and looks a bit haunted. The old road sign reading- Flicker Lanes- is half-burnt out. Seeing the building's interior lights on, I'm reassured that the place is open- but then again, maybe they've been left on by mistake. "There's LOTS of NICE bowling alleys in SEATTLE," I said. "Why did we come ALL THIS WAY to go BOWLING?""I take it that you've never BEEN here before.""I don't think ANYONE HAS. I don't even KNOW what PLANET we're on.""I don't know what PLANET you're on either... but the rest of us are on your ANUS."I half-smile, marveling at his wittiness.

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Giorge Leedy

Uninhibited From Lust To Love