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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better.

I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.

No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft.

The first draft of anything is shit.

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

It's far better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone _ so far.

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

Federal and state laws (should) be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use.