aphorism

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

Laughter is the antidote to existential pain

If e-book readers were invented before print books, (petty things such as) the smell of ink would have been some people__ only reason for not abandoning e-books.

We sometimes reveal how ignorant or bored we were when we read a book by giving it 5-stars.

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

I have forgotten my umbrella.

Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society__ disapproval.

Every woman with her own makeup!

The flame that burns Twice as bright burns half as long.

Life is a circle. It spins you around.

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

Poets, you always write about women worth dying for. Write, for a change, something about the ones worth living for!

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

Men weigh love with hands.

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.

Women! Dressed to kill the woman in them.

Men can go to hell! I__l meet them there.

Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.