aphorism

He with the cleanest clothes isn__ necessarily the cleanest.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.

We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else__ opinion that we do not look happy.

Some people wouldn__ still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn__ be disabled or dead.

An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!

When the enemy of my enemy is willing to use plasma weapons inside a hotel, I think I can do better than stupid aphorisms, General.-Captain Kevyn Andreyasn

The wind is blowing. Don__ bend if you want to please him.

People would rather be equal thank free.

The word is my weapon. FIRE!

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you__e smart, you__l end up as a comedian. If you__e not, you__l end up as a clown.

It__ easy to count other people__ mistakes. Make your own if you can.

Most people are willing to promise you a lot. A few are those who can promise you a little, just as much as they can.

I would disapprove of another hospitable man who was excessive in friendship, as of one excessive in hate. In all things balance is better.

Love at first life!