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The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn__ afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he was dead with what looked to me like a broken neck after the ladder had slipped. He__ taken the plunge into his fancy landscaping__omplete with rock garden. But hey, his fucking gutters were clean.
Diana Rowland My Life as a White Trash Zombie
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The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn__ afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he was dead with what looked to me like a broken neck after the ladder had slipped. He__ taken the plunge into his fancy landscaping__omplete with rock garden. But hey, his fucking gutters were clean.
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My Life as a White Trash Zombie

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