Will Rogers

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

If stupidity got us into this, why can't stupidity get us out?

If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

Everybody is ignorant, Just on different subjects.