Will Rogers

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin_. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Even if you are on the right track, you__l get run over if you just sit there.

Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.