Wes Locher

After all, this was the place where I__ had my first meaningful conversation with a female, it was the site of a football__ first encounter with my groin, and above all, it was the location where I was first punched in the face by a bully. Somewhere out there, a tooth of mine lay deep within the soil.

It wasn__ enough that I had to worry about playing well and winning the game, but I also had to deal with possibility that one of my teammates could be dragged off the field by the inhabitants of the mental hospital.

[The cats] scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is closest. They especially like to play this game when I__ carrying piping hot coffee.

Ever since the robot was first invented, there have been people who swear up and down that this marks the first step towards the fall of man _ To be fair, their arguments are backed with scientific fact taken from documentary films such as The Terminator, The Matrix, and RoboCop.

The first way not to shake hands is executed by receiving someone__ hand in yours and proceeding to squeeze it tightly, hurting the other party as if they were responsible for a past death in your family, or your adoption as a child.

Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as __oo long.