Tyne O'Connell

Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world__ problems?

I truly believe that the boredom of illness is parlous to one's health

Darling, I'm so unutterably bored as to be a hazard

It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress

I had entered a world that no one with an evolved sense of joie de vivre would touch with a barge pole - it's called "Joining the Property Market" and it trumps war for stress!

London is speared by the tube map of fashion zone: zone one is classic-edgy, zone two is edgy-dowdy while the counties do a classic, edgy, dowdy hotch potch - epitomised so beautifully by Kate Moss.

The Duke is worried you lack the fitness to walk up Bond Street. You__e generation lacks the drive.

Clamboring over building detritus was not the lifestyle Karl Lagerfeld had in mind for this sweet little powder-blue suit. As he oversaw the hand stitching in his atelier he had probably imagined the suit living a life of tea parties and lunches with the girls at the Ivy

Pleasantly bustling shoppers streamed past us on Bond Street - smart-suited men and well-heeled women whose commitment to luxury goods glazed over their eyes like a bad case of malaria.

Chic rarely bothers to leave the Rue De Faubourg Saint-Honore.

I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink__ shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

I suppose you__e young,_ she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo