Paul Baxter

Doesn__ he look just like a ring wraith?_ she said thoughtfully. __re you kidding?_ replied Cathy, __ most certainly won't be carol singing at your door this Christmas if you've got one of those ugly things hanging on it!_ __o, from Lord of the Rings,_ said Sue impatiently. __'m sorry,_ snorted Cathy, __ don't watch pornographic material." __ave you never read a book?!_ Sue snapped. __t's about a small man who travels through dangerous lands to drop a ring into a volcano, it's a classic._ __oes sound like a small man,_ she replied, __an't even face his marriage problems full on.