Nicki Elson

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.

Given his personality, I__ say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.

You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?

I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.

It__ complicated. He__ not_' Human? 'He__ playing hard to get.

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?

Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.

No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty.

He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he__ dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he__ seen her.

Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn__ even close to healthy.

Just because he__ a guy doesn__ mean he and I can__ be just friends._ __nd just because you don__ have to insert batteries into him doesn__ mean you can__ be more.

Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won__ quit? Think about the primary function of an ass____ think that__ the sort of thing you might want to quit.

That__ all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?

One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman__ kids _ Vibrizzio one, Vibrizzio two_

It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.