True ambition is trying to paint yourself out of a corner
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Josh Stern
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And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
And That__ Why I__ Single
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Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school
I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!
There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident
If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working
Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window
Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?
Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months
When she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with you
If positivity is not your mindset, then reset
positivity is the father of reinvention
If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up
I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on
Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of
If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?
Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle
Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette
Only the good die young, the bad petite-mort