Jim Butcher

In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.

If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.

Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original."Then I vindictively hung up on the FBI. It made my inner child happy.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.

Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.

How long have you been a Wiccan?''A what?''A pagan. A witch.''I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.'Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?''Wizard has a Z'He looked at me blankly.'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.

It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.I turned around and ran like hell.

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.

She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."Wizards don't giggle," I said, hardly able to speak. "This is cackling.

I__e had a tense couple of days. And I__e got to tell you, burning someone__ face off sounds like a great way to relax.

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

I had this teacher who kept telling me that if I was ever in a fair fight, someone had made a mistake,_ she said

This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.

Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

Susan hardly had begun to slow down when Tera appeared from between a couple of buildings and loped over to the car. I leaned forward, opened the door, and she got into the backseat. I threw her the extra clothes I had picked up, and she began to dress without comment.It worked," I said. "We did it."Of course it worked," Tera said. "Men are foolish. They will stare at anything female and naked.