Our bellies are empty and our patience is short...submit to us and we will make of you a great quiche!''Again with the QUICHE?! What kind of self-respecting monster would eat a DAINTY PASTRY DISH?! STEW is what we will make of their bones!''Don't get greedy on me! There's three of them! I just want the little one for my quiche!''It was nothing to do with greed! It's a matter of principle! MONSTERS DO NOT EAT QUICHE!
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Jeff Smith
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Ferguson in Black and White
Rock Jaw Master of the Eastern Border
The Dragonslayer
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Oops! We thought he had a gun!_ So you shot me in the back three times __ause you thought I had a gun? I was gonna sue, but they said they was gonna kill me. I was 18 years old, I didn__ have nobody, I didn__ have all this. They kept pickin_ me up, kept lockin_ my ass up, beating me, until I dropped the lawsuit. When I dropped the lawsuit, that__ when everything stopped. That__ what the fuck happened to me. I was terrorized by some terrorists.
CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!