Jeaniene Frost

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

Ask me if I sparkle and I__l kill you where you stand._ (Bones)

We are not helpless...Many times in our lives we__e been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master of nothing else in all your days, you are now a master of this moment. And I for one am going to give such an answer to this insult that others will dearly regret not being by my side to see it!

Bones just stared. "You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

A human hires a hit man to kill his cousin for money, boring. That same hit man botches the job twice, funny. Then the desperate hit man sends a ghoul after the girl to finish things up, my curiosity's piqued. That same ghoul ends up with his head cut off by a mysterious redhead . . . Ah. Now I'm interested.

I heard the car door shut and then Fabian's voice. "You won't believe what I found around the edge of your property," the ghost announced. "A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!" I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist.

Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten."My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. "It's Cat," I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven.""Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy.

...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.

I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy.-Vlad

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?

Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he__ bestowed on him yet. __ou talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that__ impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.

The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar__ open!

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?___n this case, it__ a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat

Time has no dominion over love. Love is the one thing that transcends time. (Bones)

If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we__l have so much to talk about when I see you again_ (Bones)

Bones,_ I sighed. __now something? I__ not afraid of you, but you scareme_._ His outline blurred again.__ou scare me, too, Kitten,_ he might have replied, but I couldn__ be sure.

My parents were dismayed by my love of horror movies as a young girl, then even more dismayed when I kept rooting for Dracula to win instead of Van Helsing.