Jeaniene Frost

No one believes you__e serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,

Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn__ that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I__e been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I__e said is_an understatement.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!__ chucked the empty moonshine jug at him. Or tried to. It missed him by a dozen feet.He picked it up in astonishment. __ou drank the whole bloody thing? You were only supposed to have a few sips!___id you say that? Did you?_ He reached me just as I felt the ground tip. __idn__ say anything. I__e got those names, so that__ all that matters, but you men_you__e all alike. Alive, dead, undead__ll perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?__ones held me upright. I would have protested, but I couldn__ remember how to. __hat are you saying?___inston poltergeisted my panties, that__ what!_ I announced with a loud hiccup.__hy, you scurvy, lecherous spook!_ Bones yelled in the direction of the cemetery. __f my pipes still worked, I__ go right back there and piss on your grave!

Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."Cat

See?_ I__ whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. __e never argues with her. Isn__ that sweet?__ snort preceded his response. __eep dreaming, pet.

Playing with fire Kitten?

Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-""Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.

We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie

I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.

There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away.

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

He f**ks even better than he looks_, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn__ care; I was pissed. __nd that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don__ you worry.

Then you remember the dream,_ Mencheres stated. __hat bodes ill.___he fear of that made my reply snappy. __ey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?___he shit__ gonna splatter, start buggin_, yo,_ Mencheres responded instantly._I stared at him, then burst out laughing, which was highly inappropriate considering the very grave warning he__ just conveyed.