J.A. Konrath

There's a word for an author who doesn't give up... published.

Fate is a future you didn't try hard enough ti change. If you want things to go your way, being smart and being strong are helpful, but you still have to work your ass off.

We don't know the Devil's side of the story, because God wrote all the books.

I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I__ okay in that respect._ __ine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals.

One of the greatest journeys in life is overcoming insecurity and learning to truly not give a shit.

Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I__ counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don__ give you a reason to be in this lane.

Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart attack?""He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.

If you can quit, quit. If you can't quit, stop complaining - this is what you chose.

Some people are born with a fire inside them. The will to succeed. It isn__ a learned behavior. It__ just some unknown biological factor that makes them try harder.